
President Trump, Apparently Fresh From a Tanning Session, Contradicted the Medical Professionals With Him to Stop the Hemorrhaging of the Stock Market.

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Last night Trumpy addressed the nation on the coronavirus outbreak in the United States. It was viewed as an attempt to calm the stock market which has been in a freefall for several days now. His re-election depends on a good stock market. Instead, the stock market dropped 1,192 points today – the largest single drop in history. Good job, Trumpy.
He painted a rosy picture of the virus outbreak in the US – a picture that medical professionals disagreed with. Trumpy claimed that 15 people have been infected with the virus – with one person in serious condition. Actually, there were 60 US citizens infected with the virus at the time. He said that it was not “inevitable” there would be an increase in US cases, although the medical professionals with him said the opposite – it is inevitable there will be an outbreak here in the US. However, they could not predict much more than that. Good job, Trumpy.
That wasn’t enough. Then Trumpy went on to excoriate Democrats like Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senator Chuck Schumer, and the recent Democratic debate. The latter debate was the reason for the stock market freefall he said.
No Trumpy. Part of the reason for the turbulence in the stock market is that no one has confidence in your ability to manage such a serious health situation. According to one poll, Americans don’t want Trumpy to minimize the seriousness of the situation which is what he has been doing. Americans want honesty. “It will disappear,” he said today. Trumpy won’t disappear soon enough.
